Ilmu Kempis Perut Paris Hilton

by azizan4444 on January 19, 2010

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Nafsu makan saya semakin tinggi sejak 4 5 menjak ni. Saya naik runsing bila memikirkan keadaan perut yang semakin mem’boroi’. Perut pompuan pun tak nampak sangat membesar even hamil 2 bulan. Kalau lah ada petua diet Paris Hilton kan bagus.

Betul ke boroi ni bahaya untuk kesihatan diri? Orang cakap perut boroi tanda senang hati, hidup xde masalah ibarat tido lena, makan kenyang dan mandi pun basah. Cakap azizan4444 pula, boroi tandanya dah xde teruna. Betul ke tuan puan? Macam tak je. Saya masih teruna. Ahakz. Nasib baik lah saya sempat blajar petua kempis perut ini dengan nenek Si Paris Hilton masa zaman saya kecik kecik dulu. Walaupun saya kurang fasih speaking tapi boleh la nak paham apa yang dia cakap.

Zizan, ko tau tak camne nak kempiskan perut? Mai sini saya ajar tuan puan petua nenek Paris Hilton,

Cara 1 – Gilingkan kapur sirih bersama daun jambu batu. Sapukan keperut setiap hari sehingga perut menjadi kempis.

Cara 2 – Rendamkan kapur sirih ke dalam air yang telah dimasak dan dikacau sehingga sebati. Ambil secawan air mendapan tersebut dan campurkan dengan air perahan sebiji limau nipis, amalkan minum waktu pagi selepas bangun dari tidur selama dua minggu berturut turut. Gendut akan menjadi kempis.

Cara 3 – Puasa aje, sampai perut tu kempis

Sesape yang rasa diri mereka mengalami simptom simptom boroi ni cepat cepat lah berbaik dengan Paris Hilton. Puan-puan jangan nak perasan perut boroi. Perut boroi hanya untuk lelaki kacak macam saya Brad Pitt.

Relevenkah saya ikut petua ini atau saya perlu mengikut saja petua Victoria Beckham?

ps: Oii Paris, ko tolong translate balik petua tu kot kot ada mat salleh sesat yang nak baca entri ni.

pss: Jom tengok Kelantan lwn kedah malam ni.

{ 49 comments… read them below or add one }

mcsue January 19, 2010 at 2:09 pm

hahahahha…..jijan..ohh jijan..takde ke gmbr yg lg seksi..huhu

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azizan4444 January 21, 2010 at 6:18 pm

@mcsue, nk ke?dlm simpanan bnyk lg..jgn pengsan dah nnti..

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acapz January 22, 2010 at 6:30 am

@azizan4444, haha. tu la kuar kn je la. org dah request. hahaha =P

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Magrib January 19, 2010 at 2:15 pm

puase je la… dpt pahale

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azizan4444 January 21, 2010 at 6:18 pm

@Magrib, btol jgk..hehe..tp kn ikhlas la..

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wazy January 19, 2010 at 4:12 pm

Huhuhu selain tu kene rajin exercise la,baru leh maintain perut tu

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azizan4444 January 21, 2010 at 6:19 pm

@wazy, skng ni mkin mls,,xtaw nape..ssh kn?hahha

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Mr. Cuz January 19, 2010 at 4:19 pm

mak aku cakap la zizan, puasa jer..pahala pn dapat, perut pn kempis..wakaka

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azizan4444 January 21, 2010 at 6:20 pm

@Mr. Cuz, same la mak kite..adik brdik ke?oh tidak..hahaha

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lieya MI January 19, 2010 at 4:19 pm

…lecehnyer petua ni…heheeee…betul ker perut lelaki boroi dah tak teruna…?? hehe=pee

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azizan4444 January 21, 2010 at 6:21 pm

@lieya MI, aish..x sure la..heheh..mngkin ye mngkin x..hehe

lame x nmpk lieya?hehe

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lieya MI January 19, 2010 at 4:20 pm

dulu zizan kawan baik ker ngan nenek paris ni…=p

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azizan4444 January 21, 2010 at 6:21 pm

@lieya MI, x2..nenek zizan yg kawan baik ng nenek paris tuh,haha

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ohmalaysia.com January 19, 2010 at 4:36 pm

cara 3 tu kot plg berkesan….

ramai laki yg dah kahwin, anak 5,6 perut boroi. hehe..

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azizan4444 January 21, 2010 at 6:22 pm

@ohmalaysia.com, takut la nk kawen..huhu

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arieza January 19, 2010 at 7:48 pm

catuan makanan! hehehe

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azizan4444 January 21, 2010 at 6:22 pm

@arieza, yezza..dats rite..heheh..lapa maa..haha

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in-kilter January 19, 2010 at 8:54 pm

nak follow cara ke-3 la… bayar utang puasa plus pose sunat….. hehe..
ok,done!
genap dah komen ke-100…
bye2 en.zizan…mekasih for being my fren..
haha,even salu gaduh-perang kat blog cuz,
kau tetap kawanku yg TERBAIK….

~salamz

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azizan4444 January 21, 2010 at 6:24 pm

@in-kilter, bnyk ke hutang?ahahah..bgs sgt la tu..heeheh

nk g mne ni?umrah ke?hahah

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diaien January 19, 2010 at 9:38 pm

sib baik perut aku maintain lagi stakat ni.
kalu tak jenuh gak la….

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azizan4444 January 21, 2010 at 6:24 pm

@diaien, waa.ada petua x bro?hehehe

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diaien January 21, 2010 at 6:52 pm

@azizan4444, xde pape petua pun en zizan. Cam biasa je, cuma aku ni jenis kurang makan kot. Pasal tu menten je. Masa baru kawin dulu naik gak jap. Pastu turun blk. Hehehe

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azizan4444 January 21, 2010 at 6:58 pm

@diaien, aku kurang gak mkn bro..tp hairan la asl ley naik prt ni..magik je..hehehe..biase la mule2 kawen tu..ekeke

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diaien January 21, 2010 at 7:21 pm

@azizan4444, hehehe… Tau takpa.. cane tak naik bro kalu makan tdo, makan tdo je

kulanz January 20, 2010 at 1:19 am

Sekarang ni makin boroi, makin laku bro.. hehe
tapi kalau dapat maintainkan perut.. bagus juga..

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azizan4444 January 21, 2010 at 6:25 pm

@kulanz, slalu gak dgr tu bro..mkin boroi mkin laku..tp boroi poket la…awek suke..heheh

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Nina' January 20, 2010 at 6:43 am

diet222

bersenam.. nti kempis la tu

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azizan4444 January 21, 2010 at 6:26 pm

@Nina’, nk g jogging..nk ikut?haha

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yus January 20, 2010 at 8:18 am

klu xkempis2 datang jmpa saya… ada suppliment baik punya utk awak…

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azizan4444 January 21, 2010 at 6:26 pm

@yus, amnde tuh?ada bgus bunyi nye..hahah

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Che Li January 20, 2010 at 10:29 am

puase2 gak, tp tengok paris hilton boleh terbukak pose woit.. hahaha…

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azizan4444 January 21, 2010 at 6:26 pm

@Che Li, hahah..bt2 x nmpk je bro…..

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Nazz January 20, 2010 at 4:03 pm

Aduyai.. baru nak puasa.. dah dibaginya aku tengok gambor cam tu… hai.. kurang pahala puasa aku..

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azizan4444 January 21, 2010 at 6:27 pm

@Nazz, bgs2..niat nk puase tu pnting..haha

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aus January 20, 2010 at 5:31 pm

ahaha..sejak bile lak paris amalkan petue ni..
ekekeke

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azizan4444 January 21, 2010 at 6:27 pm

@aus, sjk lahir..try tnye..tu yg kurus smcm..haha

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Nine January 20, 2010 at 8:49 pm

better puasa or sit-up utk ilangkan gelaran abg roi hehe..
aku pun naik gak nih…huhu..

p/s : aku ada cd paris hilton tahun 2007 kut..burn ke svcd..haha..

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azizan4444 January 21, 2010 at 6:28 pm

@Nine, haha..sbt abg roi tu,tringat kawn aku dlu..org pggl die abg roi la..awek pon pggl same ngn name tuh..malu siut..haha

ps: same la..aku ad gak..msh lyn time bosan..haha

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lyaa January 21, 2010 at 7:49 pm

ishk..
zizan da boroi ek..
hehe
tu la
keje nye on9 ,mkn tdo..
mane x boroi..
g jogging skt…

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Pisyek January 22, 2010 at 12:00 am

tips ni laki, pompuan sume buleh try eh..?

hehe…

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acapz January 22, 2010 at 6:31 am

erm. prut aku dah ok kowt. haha. puasa je la. sng citer. paris hilton tu kurus sngt. leper sial. dada pon xde. wakakaka

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syin January 24, 2010 at 4:08 pm

aku tak percaya ah petua kot bagi tu…hahaha…

baik aku ikut teknik bijak menempis perut bersama Liyana Jasmey…hahahaha…

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lazaac January 29, 2010 at 5:31 pm

no comment..

p/s : paris hilton sungguh mengiurkan… arghhh..

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TMUkmkd February 1, 2010 at 10:44 pm

pariz hiltonz gak dipilihnya. haha huh tapi aku memang slim seh :p

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miszack February 4, 2010 at 6:00 pm

perghhh.. nenek Paris Hilton eh??
terbaekk~ hehehe

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beliamuda February 14, 2010 at 3:38 pm

adat lelaki kot. makin lama makin naik di situ. huhu~

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Captain April 20, 2010 at 6:49 am

wei,, nape ko ltk pic sexy.. tgk,, idung aku dah mengalami pendarahan tanpa henti nie.. hahaha~

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OhSms August 6, 2010 at 1:48 am

letak paris hilton untuk pembakar semangat tu..haha

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Chau Newberger August 18, 2010 at 2:10 am

I like Paris Hilton a lot, but I think it was kinda mean 2 just like, throw away Nicole Richie.

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